True Story #17: How to survive a roofie & make a perfume bomb

"An all night party." They said.

"A top notch night club." They said.

"Open bar and cool people" They said.

Pulling out the stops, Ben 'suited up' for what his friend Marco said was going to be the party of the summer at one of his favorite clubs in town. At the party Mark introduced Ben to a few girls that went there often, and they ended up sharing the VIP couch.

"It was fun! It was the table right next to the DJ, and the owner gave the us a complimentary bottle of vodka."

But then, it got wierd...

"From out of nowhere this crazy looking guy dressed in a black leather jump suit and a yellow feather jacket showed up and started freaking me out. Apparantly he knew almost everyone at the club. Everyone, except me, the guy sitting quietly at the owner's table with five girls."

The night continued and the crazy guy with the yellow feather jacket got piss drunk, would ask Ben a question and then disappear, and 10 minutes later would reappear and ask Ben another question.

"Marco, I'm going to the bathroom. Keep an eye on my drink while I'm gone." Ben motioned to his friend as he got up.

But when Ben returned Marco and the girls were gone, and the only one on the couch was that crazy guy, just sitting there, staring at him. So Ben grabbed his drink and headed out to the dance floor.

"The next thing I remember was the world getting blurry around the edges. Then that crazy guy approached me on the dance floor and asked me for all of my money to take a cab, and for some reason I just took out all of my money and gave it to him. Then I blacked out."

"I woke up at 8:00 a.m. the next morning on the stairwell of my apartment with McDonalds cheeseburger wrappers in my pockets, and no idea how I got there or where I had been. That b*stard had slipped me a roofie and stole all my money!"

Ben didn't tell Marco what had happened, but over the next few months, knowing he would eventually see that crazy guy again, vowed he would get his revenge.

Five months later Marco invited Ben to the summer's end party at that same club, and guess who else would probably be there...

"I decided that a punch in the face just wasn't going to be enough for what he did to me. I knew this guy had a big profile and appearance was everything to him, so I decided to take that away from him. So here is what I did."

How to make a perfume bomb:

1. Go to sephora and pick up a few perfume samples.

2. Follow this recipe to create the ammonium sulfide. Because you only need enough to fill the perfume sample, use much smaller proportions.

3. Carefully remove the perfume sample from it's package without giving it the appearance that it has been tampered with, empty it, and dry it out. Quickly pour the ammonium sulfide into the perfume sample and put the top back on, and replace it back into it's packaging. To mask the smell of ammonium sulfide, spray the sample with some perfume.

"Sure enough he eventually showed up. I waited until he got piss drunk again, and when he wasn't looking I tossed the perfume sample onto the table in front of him. About 30 seconds later he saw the perfume, tore the package open, stood up and sprayed his expensive looking clothes, and then he sprayed it right in his face! The smell hit him so hard that he fell back and toppled over the couch as though someone had sucker punched him square in the nose. Nobody would go near him for the rest of the night."

True Story.